Brittany

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be binge rewatching Dexter✌🏼

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

When is Mike Schildt going to get it through his head that Carlos Martinez fucking SUCKS

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

@kylebigrash That’s unfortunate

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Ooooope Jen Shah getting arrested by feds will make real housewives HISTORY😂 I cannot wait

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Is it just me or do the clothes you actually really like seem to mysteriously disappear?

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Going to miss this class act 😢

[Kolten Wong @KoltenWong]

I took some time to find the words to express what these last ten years with the @Cardinals have meant to me. Thank you, St. Louis. You guys will always be family. @PlayersTribune

📝: https://t.co/OdAK8EpxtU

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Note to self: don’t put a baby emoji in a Venmo transaction or you’ll get multiple requests from fake “sugar daddies” 😹

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

The New York Times: Framing Britney is so fucking sad.

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Anyone else find Nester on FBI extremely creepy???? 😐

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

@TheRealJenShah is a fucking psychopath 😐

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

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[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Clayton Keller just scored with .7 seconds left. 3-3. #stlblues

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Ok Kyrou. We see you 👏🏻🙌🏻

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

In all honesty, my dogs are the single constant that make a bad day good or a good day even better. I cannot fathom how some people abuse their pets. It makes me so sad

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Anyone else’s dog specifically know when you are cutting a block of cheese? My dogs fucking love cheese and come running after me.

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

I probably watch at least 1 Harry Potter movie a week and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Is anyone else almost incapable of handling their phone without a pop socket or is it just me?

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Greys anatomy WILL be the death of me.

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Jim Edmunds describing his ex and 3 children as “tenants” in his recent IG story is so scummy. Disgusting excuse for a man.

[Brittany @brittanymauer_]

Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t know a good movie if it smacked them in the face 🙄