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[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Cederick @cederickmc]

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

🦈

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

a catty gay breakup born of betrayal and substance abuse? during Pride month?

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i don’t really care about life on other planets unless we find out there are more christine baranskis out there

[Danielle @DLVermeer]

2023: Barbie summer 💗
2024: Brat summer 💚
2025: Kit summer 💔

[Tia. 🥭 @SkrrtOnTia]

Smirking cause them prices still the same

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[bkr @bkrewind]

Oh she wanted to give the couch joke a FULL cackle

[kay @kayfrfs]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Jon Mooallem @jmooallem]

[Oscar telecast voice]

[Ole Miss Women's BB @OleMissWBB]

Not a cinderella story.

Ole Miss is Sweet Sixteen bound for the 11th time and first since ’07!

[Red Cup Rebellion @RedCupRebellion]

OLE MISS UPSETS STANFORD AND IS IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2007!

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

[Ole Miss Baseball @OleMissBSB]

JOB DONE.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Even if you never need an abortion, every woman and girl in America (and a lot of men and boys, too) is worse off today because of this decision. Every woman and girl in America has been, with the stroke of a pen, designated something less than a full citizen.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

This decision is about the abortion access that millions of people just lost. But it is also about the oppression of women. Abortion is healthcare & it’s an economic issue, but abortion is fundamentally an issue of women’s freedom. It is a question of oppression versus liberation

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

School shootings are not fucking acts of nature, like hurricanes and tornadoes. They're man-made acts of inaction, of cowardice, of corruption by all lawmakers who refuse to pass laws PROVEN BY DATA to stop preventable, senseless shootings like in Uvalde.