Crone with Crohn's

Full-time librarian, part-time cryptid.
Views my own yadda yadda.
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Hail Yourself ☠️ She/Her
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Header: My Bisexual Wife by NarcoKleptic

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

If one more person tells me "information isn't free anymore" I'm going to shove the Librarian Code of Ethics up their ass.

[Ina • SPOTLIGHT VERY SEVERE M.E. @tink_ina]

“Extreme isolation taught me that even annoyance is love, and that it's a great privilege to have someone close enough to you that they can annoy you.”

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@spann Explaining this to my partner after spending 6hrs in a shelter and coming home to our apartment. We had a boring day, but if we lived 5 miles north we would have had a VERY different day.

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@CC_StormWatch I have my weighted stuffed animal in the car waiting to go too

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@grlglorp @spann That was kind of my take away too - notifications on, but time to nap between events 😅

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@CC_StormWatch Right there with you 🫡

My brain does not like uncertainty and if weather is anything, it's uncertain 😅

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

Hmmmm.....

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@kels_rog @spann https://t.co/73bTI6UBKx

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

That, plus the 1980s Betty Crocker Cook Book, means I contain all the knowledge of the Universe

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

I refer to it as the Necro-NOM-icon because it holds 6+ generations (which is WILD) of recipes from Denmark and Finland, an appendix from the last 3ish generations, and my own recently started appendix

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

I've been writing down recipes and putting them in my family recipe book for the last 5 years, and I gotta say, I high recommend it.

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@jingIebug at the very least put a lock on the oven door

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

Also I highly recommend checking out the https://t.co/nZZDMsdQSy

it's a little outdated now but it still remains one of my favorite data visualizations of all time.

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

Ok, think about what heavy metal sounds like...

Cool, you got that in mind?

Ok, now go listen to some Black Sabbath, Metallica, or Slayer.

How do they compare?

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

It is so fascinating to me how much heavier metal has gotten!

People lost their shit over 70s-90s metal and I'd consider most of it soft rock now.

Like, if someone heard Slaughter to Prevail back in the 1970s, they'd probably just immediately disintegrate

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@SYSKPodcast I spent more time with my fake Podcast Dads than with my real Dad (a good thing?)

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

I spent 18.5 days listening to @SYSKPodcast this year

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

@kasreturns It ate, or technically I ate - no scrambled eggs and sturdy enough to hold up a shit ton of bananas and whipped cream

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

Plans for today: make this custard my bitch

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

Uh, don't tell the custard this, if it find out, it will kick my ass

[Crone with Crohn's @britticus96]

I'm like that one guy in Jujutsu Kaisen, except instead of adding up the power of small miracles throughout the day, I collect anxieties and use the power to prevent me from sleeping.