Brittney Turner

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@matt89turner @happywithjobs 😂😂😂 perfect

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@matt89turner 😂😂

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@matt89turner @waitbutwhy 😂😂😂😂

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I’m convinced runners are psychopaths

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@matt89turner Dude this was amazing and made my day

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My arm workout this summer will just be pumping our shanty super soaker

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@matt89turner @SethMacFarlane 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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“Speed cushion” is a really gentle term considering what it feels like when I go over one.

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Corgi butts really are something

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@matt89turner

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I wish the hair on my head would grow as fast as literally any other hair on my body.

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See this Instagram video by @neatmom https://t.co/bxnldfXhn6 @matt89turner lol you with chipotle

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@matt89turner Yo 😂😂😂😂😂

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@matt89turner Lolol

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Today I was singing a lullaby to my toddler while she whined the whole time and Alice is exactly how I felt. https://t.co/bGziWukLuG

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@matt89turner Honestly one of the best things I’ve ever seen I can’t dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@matt89turner 😂😂😂😂 what the fuck

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@matt89turner Wtf

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@matt89turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@matt89turner Omg just saw this