brittney ✨

musician & teacher

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

matzo ball soup

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In America, if you're a wealthy vulture capitalist with over $250,000 in uninsured deposits at a loosely regulated bank the federal government will guarantee that your money is safe in a weekend. If you have no health insurance and get cancer, you're on your own. Unacceptable.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Tell us about the most unusual person you met in music school.

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

where is the Go Fund Me to have George RR Martin cryogenically frozen. we are not letting this man out of finishing the god damned books

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

canning is fun because if you get all the steps exactly right you get to eat very old cucumbers and if you get the steps even the littlest bit wrong you get to die of botulism

[moby dickgirl @epistemophagy]

Reminder that active shooter drills are especially worthless now because the war on elementary schoolers has been going on for long enough that the active shooters also went through active shooter drills

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

When I was looking for a teaching position in 2019, I applied to 100+ schools and only got about 10 calls back, which led to 3 offers. In 2022, I have received offers from schools I didn’t even apply to. But the teacher shortage *totally* isn’t real.

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

A teacher that I work with just retired and yesterday was her last day in the classroom. Our supervisor came in and congratulated her, gave her flowers, and asked her if she could sub for the next three weeks ☠️

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

@eggnoggin13 @DrAllenMcMillan I gave 59 days notice at my last position and the superintendent threatened to come after my certification.

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

CDC recommends that you don’t speak about Bruno

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

“i hate twilight its so bad ” 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Kieran @kieransofar]

did it hurt? when you realized you’ve been recycling for years and 79% of it still ends up in a landfill

[Pheebs @eww_davidd]

Not all failed marriages end up in divorce or separation. Sometimes they just stay married and ruin their kids' lives.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

"I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!"

[brittney ✨ @brittneycmusic]

The best part of teaching from home is having my students throw their broken reeds in my compost

[Eugene, OR Updates @RedditEugene]

Does anyone else think that if they didn't want SHA'CARRI RICHARDSON to test positive for WEED, they wouldn't hold the Olympic Trials in EUGENE OREGON?

Am I right folks?