Brittney

🎵life is short, make it sweet🐝

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Like father, like son. 💙

[zen @zentwo0]

We need a “Take Your Friend to Work Day.” I want to see what y’all actually do and meet the people from all the stories

[yibs @asaptibs]

Yeah I bet he fucking did

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Bake a cake with rum & nobody bats an eye.

Bake brownies with laxatives & everybody loses their shit.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well you get to do other peoples jobs too.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Nothing will make you rethink your entire career faster than getting home from work and realizing you don’t have the energy to enjoy your actual LIFE.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

An eyelash’s main job is to keep things out of your eye.

But nine times out of 10, when you get something in your eye, it’s an eyelash.

Isn’t it eyeronic.

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

Christ Buescher after signing a multi year extension watching his boss and biggest advocate just dip.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Adoro dizer sarcasticamente "não" e depois fazer o que a pessoa pede.

[gabby ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @vegasvix_]

this is how I’m gonna need the first 2 weeks of the nhl broadcasts to look bc I can’t remember who or what got traded

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I’ve just finished building my Lego model of Rome.

It only took a day.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already October. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

I am befuddled #NASCAR

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como me sinto lutando contra o sono que dá depois do almoço

[JD Vance @JDVance]

We love you CK, and miss you every day.

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[Michael Fiore - Garden Center @Michaelfiore]

Dudes rock.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

What Carson Hocevar's gonna see on his Ring camera this week