Brittany McIntyre

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

there's nothing more catholic than locking a hundred and twenty old men in a room and forcing them to decide who is god's number one boy

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

i love both candidates so much I’m struggling to decide

[Farzin Vousoughian @Farzin21]

Go Chiefs! Go Royals!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ME: Thanks for seeing me. Whenever I asked my father for help with these issues he’d just ask me if I tried sucking less.

THERAPIST: That’s horrible.

ME: Yeah.

THERAPIST:

ME:

THERAPIST: Have— *clears throat* have you tried that though?

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

Being an adult isn't JUST about being tired all the time. You also must TALK about how tired you are all the time.

[Brittany McIntyre @brittnmac13]

@srstfrancis_he Sr. Colette? https://t.co/rI3POUu1ru

[Cecilia Cicone 🚀 @cecsquared]

Packing for long trips as a postulant is awesome. It's like:
Do I have my Bible?
Do I have my sweater vest?
Ok cool.

[L.L.Bean @LLBean]

Our first #LLBeanATRelay team hiked 117 miles in just 10 days, from Georgia to North Carolina. Learn more: https://t.co/CxC15zzPd3 #LLBeanATRelay #BeanOutsider

[Rex Hudler Quotes @HudlerQuote]

Reminder that the moon is a planet

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine said the baby was kicking.

I crouched down next to her tummy and told the baby if he kicks his mother again, he’ll be sent to his womb.

Catherine didn’t laugh and I’m certain she regrets marrying me.

[midwest ghoul @roxieraeanger]

Bob Ross?

[Sister Bethany, fsp @SrBethanyFSP]

Same.

#NunProblems https://t.co/juC3axaWM0

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Survey: 100% Of People Participating In Women’s March Were Not Aborted https://t.co/46y9sKFI1L

[ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑‍🍳🐕🏳️‍🌈 @notacroc]

[First lap of race]
ME: wow this is easy
[second lap]
ME: [in the stands petting a dog] i much prefer this