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Too many freaks, not enough circuses

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My affirmations app sends me affirmations at the worst times doing more harm than good

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@YS3ED5 Lmao

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@DudespostingWs I love him

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@jonnycollage @g_abe2 Omg lmao

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Remember when Elon made it so you can see the number of views on tweets because he wasn’t getting any likes

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@blooo_roo @YourBudTevin Lmaoooo

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@YourBudTevin “obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake”

[B @brittnybit]

@YourBudTevin “There are new sentences every day”

[B @brittnybit]

@oktruetho This happened to me

[B @brittnybit]

DJs are so dramatic on instagram

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Changing my Hinge profile to “need someone to renovate my office and help me hang a couple lights because I have tall ceilings”

[B @brittnybit]

Losing followers on instagram because I stopped posting a high frequency of thirst traps

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Rescuing two black baby kitten siblings and I finally settled on their names 🥲

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I will not be falling for this season’s vest propaganda

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Decided I will no longer stare and wait for the two checks on my WhatsApp message to appear. I’m too grown for all that. Unless it’s an emergency. Which it usually is if I’m using WhatsApp.

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My ex called me a demon to my face in the grocery store parking lot

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Hung up a single curtain and telling people I redecorated my home

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Pretending I don’t get the mail from fedex begging me for $24 from some unknown item in my past

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Instagram influencer just recommended journaling “things you’re thinking about”?” … what a novel idea

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In my next life I’m selling $600 rocks on Amazon