Brittany

Emmy award winning nobody.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

If you need a good laugh tonight, go read the REI customer reviews of the National Parks Pass.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@raulgalerad Anecdotally, I have not observed this at all at my store.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

I think people underestimate how much of the internet is already human made slop. It’s well over half. I don’t really care if click bait trash sites are using AI. The problem is when quality content is being replaced. AI didn’t invent slop.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Before ChatGPT, more than 98 per cent of all English-language articles published on the internet were written by humans. By the fall of 2024, machines were writing around half.
https://t.co/8bGxYcoGcS

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@_Zeets The thing is, the internet was ruined years ago by click-bait and human made slop. Half of internet articles were shit long before ChatGPT. I don't really care if the human made slop is replaced with AI slop.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

Are blind dates still a thing? Or is that basically just what online dating is?

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@ChadNotChud Even if I go into an office, I'm sitting at a desk all day, while the guy fixing my house is doing physical labor. Isn't that still immoral by his logic?

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@notgwendalupe They had them back on the show a few years back https://t.co/mmWBjUG4ku

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

Currently going through old VHS tapes in my parents’ basement. Something about these headlines seems familiar. 🤔

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@rtwlz completely empty except for me. The person who buys their ticket at the theater to avoid the $2.49 convenience fee.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@wendellsandico Because

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

Happy Miss Congeniality Day.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

Just got a last minute meeting invite where the only description was “please prioritize attendance.”

Send thoughts and prayers.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

I can check my wine for free but not my bags? Fuck off @SouthwestAir

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@maiab they're the only ones that fit my feet perfectly. but ya, they do get holes .

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

Seems like this correlates vaguely with immigrant populations and also Mississippi.

[Athenaeum Book Club @athenaeumbc]

About 54% of U.S. adults (ages 16-74) — roughly 130 million people — read below a 6th-grade level.

Why does nobody talk about this?

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

If you actually want to be radicalized, this is Chuck E. Cheese in 2026.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

The most radicalizing content on the internet is old footage of Americans shopping in stores 25 years ago.

It's calm, quiet, civil, no fighting, no screaming, no phones, it's not overly crowded.

You can't quite describe it, but you miss it so deeply.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

@GamewithDave

[Dave @GamewithDave]

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

The best feedback I ever got from a boss was “you have no sense of urgency.” Damn straight, Carol! We are selling shitty softwares. This is objectively not urgent.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[Brittany @BrittRubinstein]

If you want to make them more ominous, put the silhouettes of all the challenger crew creeping up in the background

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

Some of the Artemis II posters they gave us at work 🤍