britt

:/

[britt @britttttl_]

@tacobell please tell me why each of these cost $7 because i’m scared

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

someone gave the mothman statue in west virginia a tramp stamp

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

mr. groundhog didn’t see his shadow early spring is coming!!!

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Babe wear those panties I like ;)

[yr good friend gracie @clothingweapon]

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

The Cat in the Hat // Inglourious Basterds

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

full time jobs fail to consider my need to completely withdraw from society every 4 months and becom,e an animal

[helena riley @freshhel]

My two biggest fears are a guy seeing how fast i eat a mcchicken and a girl getting mad at me

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

[𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗍 @rzldzl420]

I just know Amish weed goes crazy

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

(With no understanding of Europe)
Looks like the pope is single!

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I want to get black out drunk in Roku City

[Kade Wilcox @Kade8]

the real shortage in this country is common sense

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Conservatives love being extremely pro gun until a non-white person has one.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

prince phillip just respawned in my garage

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Me disguising myself as a hedge so that I can get funds