Brittany Nichole

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My friend Joe recently went on the
Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe
lean, Joe leannnnnnn.....

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

[❥jas @urfavsexycancer]

*me listening him talk about literally anything*

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and .………one coke.

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.

[Heckin Good Dogs @HeckinGoodDogs]

Zoomies

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart.

They say it’s a blast from the past

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My uncle has 2 Dobermans named Rolex and Timex.

They are watch dogs.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Go @BetoORourke!!!

This is how you respond when someone laugs loudly while discussing the mass shooting in Uvalde.

“It may be funny to you mother f*cker, but it’s not funny to me.”
https://t.co/KhKM7o42ZZ

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why don't ants get sick ?

Because they have little anty bodies.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

These are the Republicans who just voted to keep insulin prices high.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I'm going to stand outside.

So if anyone asks,

I am outstanding.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

I'm serious that Israeli how he does it

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“are u mad” no bro thats just my face

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?

In a dad-a-base.

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @6figbets]

From now on I’m telling jobs I was manager at Toys R Us .. who tf they gonna call 😭

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Emmanuel and Princess must have teamed up while I was gone, I’m scared.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

The GOP hates women.

Pass it on.