Little Thick Burger

Often laugh because I feel uncomfortable

[Little Thick Burger @brl8_]

@macpetssharks HAHA

[𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑎 ✞ ☽ ₊˚ @itsbale]

I laugh in serious moments

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒻 𝐵𝓇𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🕊 @coffeevalentino]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[Madds @mpaiigee]

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[birdloaf @birdloaves]

look at this picture my mom drew of my cat

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

Your boyfriend hits 4000RPMs going from red light to red light in his V6 Ford Mustang because he knows that’s the wildest ride he will ever be able to give you.

[nickdilts @dicknilts]

I can’t say or do literally anything without getting embarrassed immediately after opening my mouth.

[Derrick Jones @Derrick_Realtor]

Voicemails are HIGHLY appreciated. Spam calls are at an all-time high, so if you don't leave a voicemail, 9x out of 10, I'll think you're spam.

Texts are welcomed as well.

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Fuck astrological signs what's your blood pressure

[Christian Cribb @CribbTheBro]

I’m not even shocked by what I see at Piano Bar anymore.

[kayla ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ 𖦹⠁⭒* @ratbagjones]

okay

[jp @excesstential]

Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something

[Derek Evans @AdverseKen]

@lezjc I always see this when I see them

[Miles JC @lezjc]

The Olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die.

[Little Thick Burger @brl8_]

Maroon @MacKKohlbeck