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[Brnt Ptr @brntptr25]

@leslieMen This is kerokan, and its common in my country,,,

[Random Thread @randomable_]

Beli ginian malah dijadiin penyanggah😭🫷🏻

[Star Sky 💫 @maverick99wk]

tanya dong ges!
turnamen efootball kayak faidan gini tuh rulesnya gmna sih ya, dari ability indo vs brazil klo realife kan beda jauh, apa disama ratakan ya kemampuannya.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

📅 On this day, in 1996, Manchester United went 3-0 down at half-time to Southampton away from home.

Sir Alex Ferguson blamed the 3-0 score-line on the grey kit they had on so ordered the team to change to their blue kit during the half-time break.

They went on to lose the match 3-1.

[‘Vic’ Adam @TheGriIlmaster]

HOMELANDERRRRR, RIP THIS NIGGA IN HALF NEXT EPISODE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[unmag @unmagnetism]

final piala presiden dilaksanakan tgl 13 juli 2025
tapi penutupannya baru dilaksanain malam ini?????

[Tubagus Siswadi W @tb_siswadi]

“Umur ga ada yang tau.”

Baru aja dapet pasien DOA (Death On Arrival)
Sebelumnya masih sempet ketawa, makan di mall bareng sahabatnya. Tiba-tiba ngeluh sakit kepala hebat + mual.

Dianter pulang. Sempat mampir ke WC SPBU karena gak kuat mau muntah… tapi gak balik-balik.

Pas dicek… sudah gak sadar.

Sampai rumah sakit, semuanya sudah terlambat.

Kadang hidup berubah bukan dalam hitungan hari… tapi menit.. bahkan detik ..

Jadi kalau hari ini masih dikasih waktu jangan pelit bilang sayang,
jangan nunda minta maaf,
dan jangan anggap sehat itu pasti.

Karena yang kita kira “nanti”…
belum tentu datang.

[dr. Adam Prabata @AdamPrabata]

Adam: Pak, punya diabetes? Udah berapa lama?

🧔🏻‍♂️(Bapak-bapak): Enggak dok, saya sehat kok

Adam: Lah ini gula darahnya 300?

🧔🏻‍♂️: Itu sih mending dok, biasanya 400an, tapi saya sehat-sehat aja

👩‍🦳 (Istri bapak itu): Bapak pernah dibilang sama dokter puskesmas kalo ada diabetes. Tapi Bapak tuh lebih percaya kata tetangga deket rumahnya, katanya kalo diabetes tuh harus ada luka di kaki yang gak sembuh, baru bisa dibilang diabetes

Adam: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ (Berakhir panjang lebar ngejelasin diabetes itu apa sebenernya, bahayanya, sampe risiko ke berbagai organ)

Sering banget emang kasus kaya gini karena lebih percaya perkataan tetangga 😭😭😭

[Brnt Ptr @brntptr25]

@Cryptoemperor06 Done

[Bharat Mata ke Sewak @PatrioticSoul33]

A Russian girl was chatting with an auto driver and casually asked,

“Do you have a favourite animal?”

The auto driver thought for a moment and replied,
“My favourite animal… chicken.”

She looked surprised. “Why?”

He smiled and said, “I like chicken. It’s good.”

She laughed and clarified, “To eat?”

He nodded confidently, “Yeah!”

She shook her head, smiling, “Nooo, not to eat!”

Realizing his mistake, he quickly corrected himself,
“Ah! Not to eat, sorry… I like dog.”

Now amused, she asked, “Do you have a dog?”

The auto driver paused for a second and then replied with a straight face,
“No… but if I had one, I wouldn’t eat it.”

That answer completely caught her off guard—and she couldn’t stop laughing. 😄

[Brnt Ptr @brntptr25]

@RinoTheBouncer Monster hunter stories 2, steam, Indonesia

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

GIVEAWAY: Win any game of your choice and I will cover it for 1 WINNER🚀

🎮Digital
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✅REPOST + LIKE
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Let’s go!😎

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Italy in World Cups

[Brnt Ptr @brntptr25]

@henzzid Hadir,,,

[TIRTA @tirta_cipeng]

@utdfocusid @GiaPratamaMD Gok dlogok.
Semoga mencret 1 mnggu kau ufi fiu fiu

[Brnt Ptr @brntptr25]

@indodax Done
Username: briantputra

[indodax @indodax]

Siapa mau cuan total Rp2 Juta?

Cukup Follow X @indodax, Retweet, dan Reply "done" di postingan ini!

Periode: 2 - 30 April 2026
Pengumuman pemenang: 8 Mei 2026

Yuk ikutan sekarang! Jangan sampai kelewatan

[unmag @unmagnetism]

ga mau ngasih opini tapi anj lah dulu yg bikin hoax ini

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Ronaldo Nazário:

“The difference between Cristiano Ronaldo and me is that I trained out of obligation, while he trains because he enjoys it.

He is obsessed with training and improvement. His discipline and his longevity is INCREDIBLE."

“If I had taken better care of myself, I could have played longer. But I also wanted to enjoy life.”

“People say I partied a lot. Yes, I liked to go out, but I always performed on the pitch.”