BRANDON

hello void

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@focodereality Calliope

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cold brew twitter brandon is back ~

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@FiredUpCoug August is claiming Denver, ribeye, or picanha

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@itsolelehmann

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@QuestsAbroad My friend from Brooklyn called our Argentina friend "basura" and she was not pleased

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@retlaw1016 And why do people only want to know where the library is but no one gives a damn about the book store?

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Thierry over the railing nervous should be a new meme

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9 am and already the fake British accent is coming out every time I yell #arsenal

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The Killers at Champions League is already better than every Super Bowl halftime show I've ever seen

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

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Level 3 extra firm mattress has been one of the best upgrades in recent memory

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@haleyvemealone @Dr_Abinzzz used to make fun of me because I only ever ate with this mini teaspoon whenever I went over

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more toast to come

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@dougboneparth You forgot #5, encouraging them to put their allowance into a Roth IRA

[Versuhtyle @Versuhtyle]

Unpopular Fact:

Boomers took lunch pails and a thermos to work each day with the most basic meals and leftovers you’ve ever seen

You can blame them for a lot of things

Your own decision to spend bank on lazy fat gut desires rather than making meals for yourself almost every day isn’t one of those things

[BRANDON @brobcohen]

@gymmaxxfit Bonus 2: strawberry/Oreo + banana/oreo

Bonus xtra tier: Oreo/PB/banana

[BRANDON @brobcohen]

@gymmaxxfit Prob could drop in a few drops of peppermint extract to get mint Oreo aka thin mint flavor. Or scoop of peanut butter for Oreo PB.

Haven't tried on creami butworked at a milkshake stand for years and these are the two best flavors.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

MOST PEOPLE SUCK AT LEISURE.

leisure doesn’t mean doing nothing. it doesn't mean switching off your brain, rotting on your sofa, or doomscrolling tiktok.

leisure means doing something for its own sake. something that demands your highest capacities and makes you a better human.

reading philosophy. learning a craft. playing sports. having important conversations. contemplating life. making music, poetry, art.

the deterioration of leisure might be the most underrated problem of our time, and society would be a much happier place if we fixed it.

[BRANDON @brobcohen]

@interesting_aIl Pujols mole