Bro Caissie

[Forever Duke @DukeAlumni]

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[dooK Juice 🏴‍☠️🟪㊗️⭕️🌛 @dookjuice]

I just burped next to a couple making out hardcore on the street. #pda

[Bro Caissie @brocaissie]

@vatrips What is that? I have a feeling I don't want to know...

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

A bit racist on ganas part to have a guy in whiteface IMO #goesbothways

[Bro Caissie @brocaissie]

@vatrips totally been there

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Coupled my reuben from Arb's with a Mickey D's Shamrock Shake to really kick up the luck o' the irish with further bold flavors.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

No one ever died from domesto cold ones. Not like you can whizz yourself to death. Or chill so hard you die. That's a fact probably.

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

"When I was living here, Brooklyn was cool, but not this cool". Obama was into Brooklyn before it went mainstream, hipsterest president ever

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Would love to just murder Dave. But he's not even worth it. Rather just sit with my Combos. 'Bos always eases the pure rage of insanity.

[Virginia Trips @vatrips]

Smell in van kept getting worse. Chalked it up to dirty clothes and BO, then I found black sticky remains of a rotten banana #livingthedream

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Just put some booze in a container that doesn't look like it's booze, then go shoppin.' Now you got a shoptail.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

There's a big difference between "drunk" and "loose and conversational." "Drunk" is "after 9pm." Loose and conversational is "other times."

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Really hurtin today. Need Gatorpagne. 50% champagne and 50% Gatorade is 100% the only thing to make the "gonna die" feelin' hit the bricks.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

A sixer of domestics says, "I'm KINDA sorry for biffin your kid in the face." But a PREMIUM sixer says, "Please. Don't call the cops."