al

blood in these veins isn’t pumping any less than it ever has

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[al @broccallie]

@megsaidwot I think*** but am not sure 100%, but $14.60 might be student minimum for those under 18!

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

“Is white wine all you have?”

No, I can do any

[al @broccallie]

@maggotina__ Maybe one day we will know 😂😂

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

who up rubbing their lil feet together in the bed like a cricket

[al @broccallie]

@megsaidwot I haven’t thought about her in years and this made me look her up and …. Yikes

[Peter Morley @morethanmySLE]

Methotrexate, which apparently can cause abortions, being DISCONTINUED for RA & Lupus patients that are able to conceive is CRUEL since it's such an effective treatment.

This is The Handmaid's Tale come true.😡😡

[△⃒⃘ beautifully unwell. @OmnipotentMeesh]

if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

To be clear, I am not just pro-choice, I am pro-abortion. Abortions are a wonderfully safe and effective medical procedure that saves and improves lives. Every time a person gets an abortion that they need OR want, it is a blessing.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

blue & bright skies at 5pm??? GET YOUR TITS OUT GIRLS, SUMMER IS NEXT WEEK 😝😝😝😝

[al @broccallie]

Happy international womens day I did 4 loads of laundry after work

[al @broccallie]

@catholicbussy Hi I was literally just searching this because I remembered I’m very sure she was a catfish the whole time, feel free to dm me!! I’m trying to research this again