Broccoli Jones

I am the fruit that provides the juice

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@ampol_moment If you partied with JFK I think you are too old to drive a motor vehicle or run the fucking United States of America.

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@JesseJKeitel On course they do

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@museummammy Excuse me but y’all don’t even want me to get into how people of color were raised. I’ll just keep my opinion to myself, because like yours it don’t matter.

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@Craftycrickler @CouchGnome @frigerzoid @MarksLarks What a cunt

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@TheAngryOlogist While we’re at it let’s get rid of thunder.

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@jalgeo1 @LittleDixieDoc @PoThead317420 @ClayTravis Why don’t you mention the George Floyd riots 🤷🏿‍♂️. What side was that? And you know what I want the ones making the laws accountable, riot at the Capital not at our neighbors small business. Burn the court houses down, not our cities. Y’all are being played

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@LiberalDogMom @JoeBiden This bitch is hitting the pipe

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@Sir_Feranmi Rihanna ain’t worth no 1.7b. Are you fucking serious

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After being on Twitter for a year, I feel like abortions should be allowed up until the 29th year of age

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She a 10 but she holds her nose when she jumps in water

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@Mystic_rain06 @DuDra4 @bottombuyooor @MartiAde16 @HotFreestyle That mother fucker just wrote a whole dissertation on another’s man’s phone screen

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@Steve666333 @syndrome22q1 @elonmusk No i identify as disabled…don’t mis-diagnose me, you fuckin trumper

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@syndrome22q1 @elonmusk I might be disabled can someone say hello to me

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@Socialist_frogz @calumydiahood @LilNasX I work at Walmart I got you 🫡

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@CalltoActivism I bet you working from home right now

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@dysKLEXTic @AyJustJae @jessethechef He got Floyd’s eyes

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@barstoolsports 6. When teacher diddled your noodle

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@ModestyQueen19 It honestly sucks terrible, but I also feel sad for those that can’t move on. Learning to move forward is the only way to progress. But I hear you

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@ChristopherHahn Lol both are fucking terrible. The fact either side sticks up for these guys, just shows how fucking stupid y’all are. Whole country full of bitches

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@BiKeR626 I’ve seen a video from 1920, where AI added frames and color. And you fucks don’t think they can’t unblur a photo from 1990.