Broc-Bot

Take luck wash your hands
GAM 2020-2022
DOnT SwEAr I JuST gOt hOmE fROm My MISsIon

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

Pants time

[kendracula @kendraculaa]

this video deserves its own post. when my phone gets bumped, that’s sushi head bumping my hand to get me to pet him😂😂♥️

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

@madpugg Your mom's house because this ish is way too expensive

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It's days like these that make me happy to be here :)

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Me and my mom writing a report on a book I never read at 10:45 the night before it's due circa 2015

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Me after coming home with a haul from Ross: Drip For Less

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Just want to give a friendly reminder that when reading from the Jewish Bible (the old testament) be aware that not everything should be taken completely literally from it. It was meant to tell stories and teach principles, not necessarily teach History. (Though there is a lot)

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

Just want to give a friendly reminder that when reading from the Jewish Bible (the old testament) be aware that not everything should be taken completely literally from it. It was meant to tell stories and teach principles, not necessarily teach History. (Though there is a lot)

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To the couple that was making out in the vasa parking lot this morning AND kept going after obviously hearing my loud car turn on nearby: you've been noticed and... Gross

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I just know for a fact that if God made me without my ADHD I would be far too powerful and would actually finish tasks when I start them. Well played

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I've been absorbing so much star wars content I'm beginning to feel a connection the force

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If you saw me driving through the airport parking garage and exiting thinking it would take me to the bottom level and circling back around to do it again... No you didn't

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The most encouraging words I've heard lately is "just start small, read a few verses, slowly but surely, then it gets better and [better]"

Don't get discouraged. Just start small 😊

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@JordanShahan91 Hi Iris :)

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Wow I feel super disconnected and I have no idea how to reconnect

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@ugh98 @kendraculaa Thank you! 🥹🥹

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

@kendraculaa Lol thanks buddy 🥹🥹♥️

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

For my birthday I just want you to Venmo me $20 for gas money thanks

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Oh no, I'm at that point in my life where my birthday is becoming an inconvenience because I'm busy with other things

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Did I just look up the leasing manager that just showed me an apartment? Absolutely
Am I desperate though?
No I promise

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

Today was:
Relaxing🙅‍♂️
Calm 🙅‍♂️
Fun ✅
Exciting✅
Intense ✅
Extremely blessed✅
Would do again ✅

[Broc-Bot @broctimus]

Might mess around and just get a z28 Camaro as an impulse buy... Who knows, ordering kinda dangerous and broke 🤷‍♂️