erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓

this account exists to exalt, praise, and uplift @lilich999 & @zanzan2003 🦀 #dirt #ambient #adventure #just4fun #🤫 #🤣

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Unapologetically watching a human birth live stream on the bus

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Me playing extra credit trivia in the fourth grade:

“Americas pastime is……. Watching jeopardy?”

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Buried amongst hundreds of archived Instagram posts from 2018, this sacred image:

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

@evilghostchild “Was it the lamp”

Yes 😐

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

I can’t linger on this app because the three people I follow are constantly liking tweets about foreskin and/or being horny.

I arrive, I way my piece, I duck out quickly. I don’t want to see more than I’m meant to.

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

too talented to bear, too proud to be borne,
too inviting to be barred

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

My life revolves around making purchases, eating yum snacks and being properly hydrated.

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

I AM IN LOVE

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Hand to hand combat with myself every time I overshare

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

Iconic.

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

My only comfort in the world is Vampire Diaries

[postmodern prometheus @evilghostchild]

Burglar eyes burglarize burglar rice

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

@phishphoods Respect the dirty Shirley or else

[zanna @zanzan2003]

@grunglyfeet i wouldn’t go that far

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Hey CIA , I gotta job for ya

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Went to McDonalds on the other side of town.

Never. Again.

[erin 🕊⚖️🐫🍓 @brod0g]

Babysitting be like, zombie tag, force feed child the gross jelly bean, watch 30 min transformers toy reviews, Mac n cheese, yoga, ninjas, dishes, $60. I collapse into my bed and weep weep weep