Brody Mathews

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

@SimonCowell why is it that One Direction sounds so much better separately?

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

My professor brought up monster cables and I immediately thought of @FallonTonight

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

@johnnywitczak you have a strange talent of ripping your pants in the crotch

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

College: it's a real place

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

"Flonase, it's like mayonnaise but for your nose!" -Nick Di Re 😂😂😂

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

#AddDonutsImproveABook is the best trending hashtag right now

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

So freaking excited to watch @nbcbetterlate tonight!!!! If you haven't watched it, catch up on it now!!!

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

Accurate

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

It's always a good night when you're driving home and decide to blast allstar and sing at the top of your lungs

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

@ESPNCFB DON'T YOU DARE CALL @WinTheDay OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE OF THEIR LAST GAME OF LAST SEASON!! WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THEM THIS SEASON

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

"It's your life and it's ending one minute at a time"- Ticket Booth South

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

u are
my fire
the one
desire
believe
when i say
i want Harambe
(Tellmewhy)
aint nothin but a shot ape
(Tellmewhy)
aint nothin but a kidsaved

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

@nolaaaaann @dogmeme420 @faboman1019 @Aaron_Bladitz @bailey_beester tried to tell me to do my job today.....

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

Starting September 1, your car will have never looked better » https://t.co/tRGKNDrziN

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

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[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Maya DiRado​ decided not to take a final stroke, and that's what won her gold.

More: https://t.co/3ULZHqPPOe https://t.co/Nl8MxzkPRW

[Brody Mathews @brody_mathews]

Porta POTty https://t.co/rKp2v5osEF

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

Portable potty discovered full of pot in Rogue River park. https://t.co/TdbzaZdofS