Calista⚡️

I am very friendly and full of beans - she/her

[$OFIA 𓋹 @HOUSPSYCHOTIC]

I KINDA HATE YOU BUT
IT DOESN’T MATTER LET ME FETCH…

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[suvie @suviesuvorov]

is that tsar nicholas II

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

WATCH: Israel destroyed all of the town of Al-Khiam in southern Lebanon within a month.

[Jacques @skinfitsheaven]

making beats with no knowledge of music theory

[ꨄ︎ ✧･ﾟ* ★ @likeafantasy__]

!!!! THIS IS A WAY FOR ISRAEL TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS OF ETHNICALLY CLEANSING EVERY LAST PALESTINIAN. EVERYONE SHOULD BE OUTRAGED.

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry

[paige! @juduplenticys]

i would have screamed like i saw michael jackson

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, has now been hugged and groomed by an adult monkey for the first time

Zoo staff previously gave him a plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

[Acyn @Acyn]

Bondi: Instead of Ghislaine Maxwell, you should be talking about Iryna Zarutska. You don’t talk about that.

Ross: I have been talking about it. We’re going to move back to you.

Bondi: I bet we are.

Ross: YES, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE TO TESTIFY. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.

@tedlieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.

[Globe Observer @_GlobeObserver]

🚨🇺🇸 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Billionaire Les Wexner, founder of Victoria’s Secret, is now unredacted and listed as a co-conspirator.

He gave Epstein power of attorney and a Manhattan mansion. Redactions had been protecting him.

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

If you don’t run when the police charge at you, they will retreat.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Wasn’t the Titanic’s downfall famously due to ice?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

During the moment of silence the Minnesota Timberwolves held before their game with the Cavs tonight a fan yelled “Go home ICE,” and everyone else started cheering.