Tom Brøcher Jakobsen - time dilated ⏰

Social Liberal Royalist 🇩🇰, Randers. Golf i RGK.

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…mostly harmless.

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@Rick_Coppens @TrollFootball2

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@runaway_vol Move

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@Itz_zayyad1 Calm down. It’s just a small oven.

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@Rajplayer @FiguredThisOut @blueboi72 @SqSehrish No - you are adding assumptions beyond what were stated.

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@SqSehrish At least 13.

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@Beno10_MFC I think a 105° IQ can do it.

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@RalfusJ @EsteemSeeker77 @glenn_tunes You tweet from a location inside USA. Sarcasm was not expected.

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@AngelabahBah @OJoelsen Neither does FIFA.

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@aestheticsguyy

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@CarnoustieCad @GolfTravelerJoe Taking an unplayable would mean you should drop in the general area and not in the bunker, with a 1 stroke penalty?

That would be a better option than a risky stroke?

Or does the local rule imply that you have to drop in the bunker?

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@Larsskou @LarsNunne

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@f_tommerup @denaegteemil En blinke-smiley

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@_onlyscott @CFCEva It’s spelled Lindegaard.

Total list: Jesper, Johnny, Peter, Mads, Anders, Christian, Rasmus, Patrick, Chidozie.

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@reallyoptimized Vestergade, Lemvig is hardly Times Square 😂🤣😂🤣 but pretty accurate for most Danish country side towns on a Sunday.

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@JonasMejdal Som børn havde vi lavet en hule i en høstak. For at komme ind skulle man glide ned gennem en tunnel som den der.

Jeg sad fast i svinget.

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@reallyoptimized @ErnoeMarianne You started out by stating it as a Danish tradition. Which most comments rejected. As Danes we react when something wrong or slightly wrong is said about our country. It is maybe a very local thing, maybe just in your summerhouse area.

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@politiken Lidt jammerligt med en artikel, der siger at 1 ud af 47 prøver viste spor af pesticider. 9 af prøverne var danske jordbær. Resten  var tyske, polske, belgiske, hollandske, kinesiske eller marrokanske.

Hvilke jordbær er der tale om?

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@reallyoptimized Finally you are getting the hang of it. 👍

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@reallyoptimized You are not signaling to anyone, you are raising the flag to celebrate that you are in the summerhouse and having a great time. It’s not an invitation to neighbors or others.