Sean Thoensen

Hi 👋🏻

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Honda Civic SI: new official douche-mobile

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Want this tee signed by Rookie of the Month @Tstory2?

RETWEET THIS NOW for your chance to win! #StoryTime

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

If you pronounce it "Roma's" you're either a freshman or have never been to Greeley. @yoleaux

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Owner of #fatshack up in Greeley! Thank you sir for your contribution to all hangovers alike. @fatshackgreeley

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Attention UNC, this summer, we will be getting a fat shack!!

[Swagatha Christie @BigPapa_Gabe]

Rollin into Vegas like

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

Nothing like three bros sitting on the couch watching HGTV @broensen @jcpawlik #manlierthanawoman #dreamhomes

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

@yoleaux @fratrickfoxx you're fuckin dropped! #fratlife

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

I got my girlfriend to love the chive AND she gives me her bacon. #keeper

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Can we all just give it up for #bevthelunchlady!?

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

I should probably go to bed but I still have one more beer left... #sixthyearsenior #progress

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

#firephilsimms

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Best thing about France: I'm drunk because of all the wine with dinner!

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Deuces @RayRice27, you piece of shit!

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

@whoismarkdrum why do I need one? Lol

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Don't mind me. Only here in France enjoying a Cuban and 10 year old cognac poolside.

[Jemison Thorsby @Sir_Jameswise]

Ladies, please realize that guys will eat almost anything. This means that the responsibility of deciding where to eat falls to you.

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

In what screwed up world does Josh Gordan get suspended a year for smoking pot while Ray Rice gets suspended 2 weeks for beating a woman!?

[Sean Thoensen @broensen]

Today is officially my last day at noodles and company until I'm back from France! #bittersweet