Jœy

I’m not sick but I’m not well

[Jœy @broey_]

I may be dumb but at least cilantro doesn’t taste like soap to me

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Every time my colleagues in Congress vote to pass more funding to bomb people, they benefit financially. I'm reintroducing the Stop Politicians Profiting from War Act to ban Members of Congress from owning defense stocks. This corruption must end.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

All embryos are female at conception. Way to go MAGA, your rejection of science, biology, and the english language, have confirmed what we have always known, you're all a bunch of pussies.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

These fucking billionaires are going to kill us.

[dom nero @dominicknero]

calling it right now, 2024 was the year of slop. it's the year slop took over every facet of culture. google became slop. slop drowned out journalism. not just ai slop–there were slop games like Concord. movie slop like Borderlands. we let a slop ceo get a slop president elected

[yardtalkhbcu @yardtalkhbcu]

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

-President Lyndon B. Johnson

[illy bocean @IllyBocean]

Jack Black really nailed the three-strikes-and-you’re-out combo of abandoning KG, the Borderlands movie and the Minecraft trailer where he looks like he rolled out of bed and pulled a blue t-shirt on. Sad case of the Beloved Goof to Omnipresent Sellout pipeline

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[LeftOfTheDial @EricShapiro3]

Does Chick-fil-A not have the same anti-LGBTQ reputation anymore? Anecdotally, young people (Gen Z) keep casually announcing that they eat there and it’s jarring to my aging millennial ears.

[Jœy @broey_]

I’m so sick of the president being a blatant scapegoat for the thoroughly fucked system that’s been in place and will be remain in place after that geriatric mfer

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

As a guy who buys men's T-shirts may I ask this question, why in the hell does every shirt I buy shrink UP no matter how I wash it?! I am not trying to show my midriff thank you. Someone fix it.

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

3 times since 2000 has the minimum wage increased. Congress has approved a raise for themselves 11 times in that same time frame.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

I don’t want my government to run like a business. I don’t schools to run like a business. I don’t want hospitals to run like a business. I don’t want libraries to run like a business. I don’t want the post office to run like a business. These should be free public services.