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UX Advocate/Gaming Addict. Seriously, not serious.

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

eating chocolate is gay now. buy a heterosexual pastry, preferably one involving a fruit that looks like a penis. maha

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

my mom making me come say hi to somebody i “knew” as a baby

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

That second photo. Baby, that cat started the fire. 😂🤣

[🏁Zane🏁 @Corgyote]

Amazing ❤️ homophobic bird

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House.

A Blackity Black ass cookout.

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Utah A&M @Utah_AM]

Legitimately one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Lucy’s Booth @HeatherK9070]

Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Arab royalty after hearing Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.

Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.

MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The same man who cut children’s cancer research is now a trillionaire.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Look at that: Two wins for America tonight.