aidan 🌴

i gawt a glock in my rari

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

tried to tell my android using brother that i didn’t speak broke but he just clapped back n told me he don’t speak in debt ;((

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

it is 3 in the morning and one of my neighbors is sitting on his balcony listening to sad music, drinking, and crying.

sir feel free to be in ur bag but also for the love of god allow me to sleep

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

you can’t fix him queen

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

there is a man in a stormtrooper helmet and basketball shorts in this bar and by golly he can pull

only in didney

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@sd1014 @WdwStats it’s still down with no current estimate for reopening

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

prof just sent out a warning abt doing so much work on group projects that other ppl can’t contribute.

only in fkn cs

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@KingKrullHTX @cbmoseleyy @justin27943627 @MLBTheShow i feel like it’s gotta be a 99 since we have 95+ ovr guys in topps now.

if the MA program isn’t like 95/97 with a 99 lightning im gonna be super confused

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

why does this email from my school about parties sound like they’re talking about a terrible nationwide tragedy lmao

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

my CVS just told me they’ve been out of adderall for a month straight???

can someone call up biden and let him know that isn’t cool or whatever

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@g_pie_ damn dude got his bread up so high the bank had integer overflow

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@meowya01 wait does cvs here not have adderall in stock bc i gotta get a refill soon

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

still deeply confused as to why people want to get on a plane first.

like do they hear their group get called and go “oh boy i can’t wait to sit in a cramped seat next to three crying children!”

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@PlayoffTanaka_ around the horn triple play, CWS @ NYY 5/21/21

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@g_pie_ o no

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@spilledgrace damn it says here that u have achieved mastery of the moonwalk, das crazy

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@erintalkz @rachelre1114 gem sun, gem moon, sag rising

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@gilcarr_ shoulda gone to the rainforest cafe

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@josephdigioia @BryanHoch he’s a lefty and the astros are pretty righty heavy, especially given that Yordan has really solid lefty splits

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

not me seeing my neighbors decorating their front door and then asking if they live there???

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

what’s with netflix movies and having parties in a $10,000,000 home where all the decorations were purchased for a total of $25

[aidan 🌴 @brokehamptn]

@erintalkz “so what’s ur major”

followed 15 minutes later by

“hey, idk if i asked but what r u majoring in?”