cursed modelo enthusiast 👨🏻‍⚖️

LA sports (Lakers, Dodgers, Rams, Trojans). Humor. Slightly opinionated.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[. @tosinmm_]

Paraguay must have some oil hidden, the way the USA keeps attacking them.

[D A L B 🇨🇴 @zerep_dalb]

“no creo que estados unidos haga un buen mundial, ni juegan futbol en ese país”

- estados unidos en su debut:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[vampira @vampl0vrrr]

me tonight

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY! #FIFAWorldCup #CANBIH 🇨🇦🇧🇦

[leslie @lesliespurs]

“you can’t celebrate another country’s goal”

me celebrating korea’s 2nd goal for their comeback:

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

Is that a Goose in a Mexican football shirt at the world cup...🤣🤣🤣

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either

“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”

or

“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

South Africa at the World Cup:

— 2 red cards
— 2 goals conceded
— Introduced the world to a player called Shithole
— Travelled 9,000 miles just to be utter shit

The worst thing they did since producing Elon Musk…

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

imagine being a cat gang leader and all the other cats see u get picked up like this 😂

[Nicolas Gonzalez (nicosgonzalez.bsky.social) @NicoSGonzalez]

Today we root for Mexico and tonight we root for South Korea. It's the Los Angeles World Cup

[El Pinche Ronald @EseRonnieMc]

Ya estoy cantando el himno nacional

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When I ask my girl what she wants to eat & she gives me a direct answer

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Knicks wiping out the Spurs’ 29 point third-quarter lead was the NFL equivalent of:

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I have no vested interest in either of these teams winning and I feel like my heart is about to explode into smithereens

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

nightmare blunt rotation

[Lolflix @lolflix_]

Heartbreak is real 🥲