lucy (taylor’s version)

i only tweet so I can read my tweets and think I’m hilarious

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

bones or no bones but its me telling you whether or not my check engine light is on today

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Taylor Swift to fund childhood reading program previously defunded by Missouri Republicans.

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@WhiteHouse don’t ever pretend to know ball again.

[Nelson 🩷 @hct_to_go]

I DONT CARE that sabrina doesn’t like yodeling
I DONT CARE that chappell roan dislikes children
I DONT CARE that taylor swift is overrated
im so against holding women to a ten fold higher standard when chris brown is being nominated for grammys and kanye is selling our stadiums

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@KeruboSk unbelievably rude to show me this tweet while I’m refusing to sleep because I haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@TimMcGirl the absolute idiocy of using ai to make someone blonde who is BLONDE IRL…

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@MetamateDaz college also needs to be more education and less “this is ai because you used the Oxford comma correctly”

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@ThatEricAlper allow me to introduce you to the service industry. we’re absolutely nocturnal.

[ash 🌙 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

fuck shit up! fuck it up! up! up! up! up! up! up! up! up!

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

@zorabet_ “big mad” and it’s you getting dragged because you’re bullying an adult woman for loving her mom

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Doctors' offices are like: “Show up 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late."

[🦢 @meishato]

behind a girl who says she hates her birthday is a child who still wishes for the same things,
to be greeted right at 12:00 AM, to be surprised, celebrated, given cakes and gifts, and handed a letter that reminds her how deeply she matters

[lucy (taylor’s version) @brokenscrunchie]

yes