evan lantto

12. Emo. Virgin. They don’t love you like I love you.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

@StephenKing did you murder John Lennon? A man in Waffle House thinks you did. I’m not mad if you did just wondering.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

@elonmusk every time you get into a public scandal what little net worth I have tanks. It’s unfair to your employees who work their asses off and get awarded stock options. Please chill out

[Jimmy Wong @jfwong]

Humans are hardwired to take actions in a way that avoids pain and discomfort. I’d like to shift that in my mentality. If I meet a situation that has me veering one way to avoid pain, I’m taking more opportunities to lean into it rather than away.

Good luck and God bless.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

@jfwong My man, you’re a solid dude. Excellent example of how the community should be!

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

@joshadams Josh, I worked for your father twice at conventions. I’m so sorry for your loss, he was an excellent human and an absurdly skilled artist, and he will be missed greatly

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I don’t date “mean” girls. I date cruel girls. Mean girls are rookie shit. I like girls that I’m kind of afraid of.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I hate when the homies hit the nail on the head.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

https://t.co/J0skFCMAFR

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

Pretty sure it’s time for my annual October vacation. And by vacation I mean rehab lol your boy is a raging ~*alcoholic*~

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I’ve been drinking a lot of whiskey and kissing a lot of girls and I kinda hate it.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I’ve reached the “I think I’m just gonna wear cowboy hats” phase of fucking my life up

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

“I look like if Garth Brooks was on methadone”- me on my outfit for the wedding I’m officiating In a couple days

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I miss having lewdz taken of me

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

Snack hole sun

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

The first time I saw all the avengers together was better than any sex I’ve ever had in my life

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

Evan L: part time Warlock, full time Skank.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

“You know, we spend a lot of time in this bathtub talking about suicide”

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

Incase you were questioning how dangerous and interesting I am

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

I’m officiating my sisters wedding in like two weeks. Ya boy cries at weddings every time and hard. So I been rehearsing the ceremony a whole lot to make sure it’s not just me ugly crying the whole time. I’m gonna cry and it’s gonna be fucking silly.

[evan lantto @brokensinkface]

A lot of people fail to realize that it is an art to take a trash fire of a life and consistently make that fire bigger.