Riley Brolapse

Riley, 27, he/him. #gobolts ⚡️ PFP by @repoghost!

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

Imma still be here but I’ll be on bsky under the same username too @brolapse

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I left the club last night and walked my gay ass to Ferg’s with just enough time to watch the Knicks win and celebrated with some random people on the street when they won. Life is so beautiful

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

I got D’Astous which is kinda fitting bc I AM pretty versatile but also this entire season his name was like a vocal stim to me. Could not stop saying it

[˗ˏˋci ⚡︎ˎˊ˗ @0NP0lNT]

hi everyone! i'm joining the trend... here is the bolts version of the uquiz!! https://t.co/uiHH9mLgrf

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

But also it is kinda cunty to be an old man with a bob

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I love NHL awards season but I hate seeing Philip Pritchard’s haircut

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happy pride month!! please take time to check out my fundraiser for top surgery if you can! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

Should I make a dnd character based off the evil sorceress from the golden knights game tonight

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Hockey players gay as hell for playing throughout the month of June to kiss a guy named Lord Stanley

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@morganbolts You could tell he was genuinely stressed/upset too like bruh I’d be pissed too 😭

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The Wawa around the corner from my house has descended into anarchy

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I think I’m cursed to never go to Dyke Nite bc last night was the third one this year I’ve missed

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Like if your entire brand is built off of making edgy and bigoted jokes you’re like. The bottom of the barrel type person and I have very little opinions on you

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

I don’t fuck with standup comedians I’m so deadass. I fuck with you even less if you got a big social media following

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

I don’t fuck with standup comedians I’m so deadass. I fuck with you even less if you got a big social media following

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

@OhLordyItsJord Average occurrence in Florida

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Saw a picture of Ann Dowd with hair and did not even recognize her bc I’m too used to seeing Bald Ann Dowd

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Won this fucked up demogorgon from a claw machine and took him to dinner with us

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I really do think there is no excuse not to read We Breed Lions. It’s literally available on Spotify as an audiobook if you can’t be inclined to read it. It was an incredibly eye opening and nauseating read, but so important

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN DUNG EATER WORLD

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If the Vegas Golden Knights win the cup this year it will be like the Dung Eater ending from Elden Ring

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I’m not kidding

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

If the Vegas Golden Knights win the cup this year it will be like the Dung Eater ending from Elden Ring

[Riley Brolapse @brolapse_]

Going to a straight people bbq lol

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I keep getting bloody noses lately and I’m like fuck you mean my nose is dry? I live in a region with 80-90% humidity every day