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@DjedSpence And in an instant, everyone who thought you should’ve been the one to lose out to maguire is proven right.

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@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives I don’t believe you to be a complete buffoon, so I can only deduce your commentary to be an exercise in wilful mendacity. To purposefully misrepresent so simple a concept serves not only to highlight your own shallow opportunism, but also the contempt you hold for the electorate

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@OrigiGreatness @BBCMOTD Yes. Yo momma.

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@Billytheyid70 @JLOW_14 He’s your mum?

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@CatharineHoey @Keir_Starmer Be gone, ya wee quisling shite

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Leaving the ECHR will not allow you to deport all Asylum Seekers, you can't deport a person without the other country accepting them.

But it will allow the State Pension, Minimum Wage, Paid Holiday, Max Working Hours, Maternity Leave and much more to be cancelled.

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@EvaVlaar Get tae fuck ya quisling shite

[Alzheimer's Research UK @AlzResearchUK]

We're over £100K! 🎉 And on the same day that Charlie Quirke crossed the halfway mark 👏

Today was full of milestones on Charlie's Trek For A Cure. His legs are really feeling it now, but your support is powering him through every step of the way. Let’s keep this momentum going 🥾.

If you’d like to support Charlie’s trek and donate, visit https://t.co/MGie4XYHYH

#TrekForACure #CharliesTrek #ForACure

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@ShabanaMahmood You’re not outflanking reform, you’re legitimising them. Use your own voice ffs.

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@MeidasTouch Hmm the brexit mob and the American band of felonious grifters linked, you say. The uk really is a Petrie dish for their US scams - we’ve seen something very similar over here already…..

https://t.co/OvlF901iT2

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@SkyBet All of the above

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@other_mrs @pikaso_me Screen shot this

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Over the next few weeks you will hear a lot about Inheritance Tax here is how much people can save.

Rishi Sunak £282m
Jacob Rees-Mogg £60m
David Cameron £16m
Jeremy Hunt £6m
James Cleverly £3.5m
96% of people £0

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@JamesCleverly I mean, why limit your ambitions? Why not legislate to end war in Ukraine and Gaza? Why not pass a bill to get president Xi to smile more? Why not write it into law that we only get sunny days in the UK from now on? While you’re at it, maybe you could turn the moon into cheese?

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@SoVeryBritish Salty

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Stewart Lee ‘unfunwashing’ Farage with exactly the levels of acuity, accuracy & acerbity you’d expect.
https://t.co/Q9jgzYebUk

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@Carra23 Your view- “It’s ok that Everton cheated, cos they didn’t cheat as much as others have”
Just because it didn’t work doesn’t mean there shouldn’t be sanctions. Chelsea and City should be relegated and face salary caps for 5 yrs, at minimum, making the above sanction proportional

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Excellent graph below shows Corporate profiteering is out of control; increases cost of living.

Worker's share of GDP has been eroded and handed to capital.

Govt cuts real wages; does nothing to control profiteering, exec pay, dividends; or break-up monopolies
👎👎👎👎

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@CFCDUBois Rice is not limited to just riding the teacups at the funfair

He can see over the chippy counter

Doesn’t get lost in long grass

His feet can touch the floor in the pool

He can use the fridge, not just the freezer

Rice is not threatened by earwigs

Need I go on

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@talkSPORT Jamie O’Hara is often baffled. Have you considered employing people with something insightful to say? People who answer questions rather than just blankly asking them? Would make a nice change