Jake Bronson

Husband | Dad | A Cool | A Dweeb

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 No zip. Bad footwork. You can tell he’s cooked.

Penguin demands a trade to Atlanta by week 3.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 @KelbermanNFL World Cup has started. Give the Bronco business a rest!!!

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 All this fun Europeans in America for the World Cup content and you’re over here tweeting about the broncos!?!?!

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 @atrupar @tedcruz Why do your people keep electing him??

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 You don’t know the first thing about maintenance calories.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 ….you just complained on social media about a restaurant yesterday!

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@McFranchisee The McSpicy wing was a life saver during a ten day trip in China this year! Really good - nice spice level/flavor in the breading.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 @torchystacos You millennials and your chicken tendies.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 Man Texas loves government overreach

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@IamDijami Damon Huard

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 Can’t pay a guy who got cooked by Robbie Chosen that amount of money.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 It’s tough to understand a bigger picture when you only focus on one team.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

There was never any war on protein. These snow flakes are out of control!

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

Folks - we are about to witness the most brain dead campaign in history. When Lyin’ Ted is throwing out these gems already, it’s on…

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 @realBrandonGill Don’t worry about twitter grifters. Bunch of jackals.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@KeruboSk

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@McFranchisee I can do 20 nuggets and two large fries for $9.69 at my local McDonalds. Can feed both my kids and peel off a decent ‘Dad Tax’ on the car ride home!

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

@pullingguard63 You also said it.

[Jake Bronson @bronsojr]

Gas is 5 bucks a gallon and our President is locked in!!!