Jayne Eyre

About fountain pens, rugby league, books and all things Leeds
Views entirely my own

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@London_W4 Horses sweat, men perspire and women merely glow a little. Seriously, though, how do some people do that? She looks stunning.

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@London_W4 My money's on Larry the Cat

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@SusanCowell Just think of all the money (and pain and discomfort from advanced bowel disease) saved if they catch bowel cancer early and can treat you.

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@MissLauraMarcus Take the rose tinted retro specs off. It was awful. Short time working, power cuts, poor housing. Strikes, rubbish piled in the streets, inefficient nationalised industry. Poverty. Despite working 2 or 3 jobs.

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@AbakpaJob Which sort of means the same thing. The longer it's in the toaster the darker it will be.

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@KeithRi48760131 So, if there is no 'pot', how come you can make up missing contributions and see what your predicted State Pension will be at retirement? Setting the younger dgenerations against us so they'll happily unalive us to save money.

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@KarlTurnerMP @BootsUK Had the same. And you can't have the script back if you are on multiple repeats, apparently. Waiting for the back order is the only option they give.

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@cpchris I swapped for exactly the same reason and used them for years BUT I've just cancelled. Their current drivers don't use the plastic tubs to carry to your door so they try and juggle multiple carrier bags in each hand. Multiple spills, broken or damaged items every week.

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@DPD you've let me down with a late delivery of a car battery. Expecting a different delivery tomorrow and the first tracking number for it was some gobbledegook for a delivery completed in February. (Not even mine). Expecting better tomorrow please.

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C'mon @RoyalMail do better with your ridiculous App. All redirections are ignored (assuming you can actually log on, that is) and posties are various levels of useless. Please sort it out. Even Evri are doing a better job!

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@CrossAndCaptial So, we value people on the number of remaining family members now, do we? Pish.

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@mcshamrock @AnneQuinton 🤦‍♀️

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@SleepyKyju Peaches always disappoint IMHO.

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@ande56495 Yes, my American friend is getting lessons in pure Yorkshire foul mouthed rants!

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@ok6ixx Epitome was the same for me!

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@AvonandsomerRob Yes.Under the Licensing Act 2003, it is a criminal offence for an adult to buy alcohol for someone under 18. It is perfectly legal to buy alcohol for yourself while your children are present. Cashiers face personal fines / the sack if they sell alcohol that ends up with a minor

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@ToonDazza Sean Bean's brother from another mother.

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@validated2022 @brockpierson 'Cept, introversion and agoraphobia are not the same. Introverts are more self sufficient so would likely go shopping on their own.

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@VinniousTGooch @brockpierson How do you stop them flapping so much to land a good punch?

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@brockpierson I have a stock response to extroverts now when they say, why are you so quiet? Hmm, why are you so LOUD?