Brook Bristow

🍻Attorney at Lager @bristowbevlaw |💪🏻Husband to @ChrissyKohler | 👶 Child Chauffeur | 🎾 Recovering Tennis Player | ✏️Oxford Comma Enthusiast

[Brook Bristow @brookbristow]

Been meaning to share this — I was recently admitted to the DC Bar.

Appreciate everyone who’s been part of my journey along the way.

Anyway — back to work.

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To show you the amount of sleet accumulation at our house, I didn’t have any sophisticated “weather equipment” or really even “rulers” at home, so I had to improvise based on what I had.

✅12 ounce can
✅ 16 ounce crowler
🚨 500ml bottle

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Well, speaking of ice storms, last weekend was baby’s first hockey game (Knox too). 🏒

And in your all-time backfires, both the wife and son have joined the rest of the family and are now Hurricanes fans.

See y’all in the playoffs. #TimetoHunt

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From the Bristow family, we wish you and yours a very peaceful, healthy, and joyous Thanksgiving! 🍂🍁🦃

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Time change this morning, and the baby slept until 7:15.

Buying a lottery ticket now.

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From the Bristow Family, we want to wish all of our friends a very safe but festive All Hallows' Eve. 🎃

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Family is excited to kickoff the 60th season of Miami Dolphin football.

Some of us are already in mid-season form with anger.

Fins up! 🐬🐬🐬

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Kicking off a new season of Gamecock football with a full squad. 🏈

#Gamecocks #GoCocks

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Put simply:

South Carolina is full.

But we hear Florida is nice.

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

No. This is not the dream. Do not come to Greenville. Dinner reservations are hard enough to get. Don’t need any more competition for a table at Soby’s.

They’ve already Austin-ed Charleston. Let us keep the rest of the state.

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I’ve found it.

The worst beer description ever written.

Wonder if it’s triple hopped, too?

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Pretty much. ❤️

[Brook Bristow @brookbristow]

This weekend, we celebrated ten saucy and adventurous years of marriage. While a lot has changed, some things never do.

Here’s to the journey, the many destinations, and more chicken wings ahead, @ChrissyKohler!

❤️🍗

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LIFE ANNOUNCEMENT

We would like to introduce you to Millie James Bristow.

After years of hope and heartbreak, she’s finally here—and our hearts are fuller than we ever imagined.

We can’t wait for you to meet her.

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From the Bristow family to yours, we wish you a joyous, healthy, and jerk-free Christmas! 🎄

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@beercruncher Probably not the most popular answer, but how about the Shiner/Spoetzl purchase by Gambrinus early on? Seems to have panned out well. Shiner Bock is relevant, available just about everywhere, and by definition, craft.

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@mikehoffmann Course

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The cat’s meow.

#TimeToHunt

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

WE ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!

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Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I’d see an aurora, let alone from our front yard in South Carolina.

The sky is a painting, and we are completely over the moon tonight.

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A very happy birthday to my wonderful wife, @ChrissyKohler! Here’s to another year of utter joy, pure chaos, and absolute adventure!

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