Brooke 🤍🤍

just another paper cut survivor

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Me the last time Me watching
the @Mariners vs. them clinch
made the playoffs today

[sauda is sad @SaudaLimbada]

cause of death: this degree

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

[Brooke 🤍🤍 @brooke_elander]

@swagsim0n those nabraskan cornfields really starting to look like the amalfi coast

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

WE ARE CCL CHAMPIONS!

[Brooke 🤍🤍 @brooke_elander]

what makes someone wake up one day and decide to try water polo

[teja @afroblv]

long distance friendships have me suffering

[Brooke 🤍🤍 @brooke_elander]

NYT is a trick ass bitch for todays wordle

[Brendan Savage @BrendanSavageNY]

Wordle 243 X/6

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Nobody talk to me for 24 hours. I can’t believe this

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

If we’re keeping our masks the government should be providing LASIK

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: this table looks kind of weird. can you make that column a bit wider?

microsoft word: [spitting on me] how about i fuck your whole life up instead

[Brooke 🤍🤍 @brooke_elander]

so i really have to do this every day…..for the rest of my life 🤨

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that