brooke maduck 👅

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[megs @meganlavender4]

i hate people who say they have no money then continue to drink and shop (myself, i hate myself)

[adam @brokeangeI]

sorry i didn’t text you back i’m doing this thing called reflecting on every minor inconvenience you’ve put me through

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Boys are psychos and they somehow make it seem like girls are psychos but I swear to god it’s always them

[Jesslyn @jesslyngeddes]

If Snapchat would stop moving my contacts around in my feed I would actually SEND A SNAP TO THE RIGHT PERSON FOR ONCE DAMN

[brooke maduck 👅 @brooke_maduck]

i can’t even shut my phone off w/o mom thinking i’m mia

[brittany @mogirlprobs]

my favorite childhood memory is not having to pay for gas

[brooke maduck 👅 @brooke_maduck]

“hey! I really wanna sleep with you. what do you think?”

[Jesslyn @jesslyngeddes]

I hate spin and I don’t watch the bachelor am I even a girl

[madelyn @Maddy_Miller2]

One time in college my mom was at a bar underage and got arrested, and on the way dt her friends raced the cop to the jail and asked for her bail amount. They then went back and passed around a hat at that same bar and bailed her out in under an hour. Friends like that WYA

[kristina @tinaktina_]

Could you imagine if there was a ratemyprof for boys? Like ya he’s 🌶 but he’s got a 4.0 level of difficulty and 2.8 overall quality

[Brooklyn @brooklynf_7]

Once guys decide they like emotionally unstable chicks, with more baggage then they can carry, and mentally insane characteristics I’m getting the first pick of the litter bitches.

[Shelby @Shelby_2230]

During my final today, this guy brought a notecard bigger than 3x5 and some douche frat guy snitched on him 2 the professor. And I shit u not, the guy goes, “Listen. That was such a Husky thing of u to do. Go AlphaDeltaFuck yourself.” And the prof literally spit out his coffee 😂

[brooke maduck 👅 @brooke_maduck]

why after sucide is becoming such a big problem so close to home do people still joke about it? I don’t care how stressful your life is the joke isn’t funny anymore