Brooke

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@DeAnna4Congress @realDonaldTrump Don’t be a mean girl 😒

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

"I guess I just process death differently than some folks. Realizing you’re not going to see that person again is always the most difficult part about it. But that feeling settles, and then you are glad you had that person in your life."—John Prine https://t.co/K750ox2K7p

[Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER]

This is the guy I based SCRUBS on and my best pal from college. He’s out here in Los Angeles running a hospital (like JD would), and I’m proud he’s a pal. He changes clothes in his garage at night to try to keep his kids from getting sick and IS married to “real Elliot”.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

this is all I’ve been thinking about for like the past seven days

this shit is terrifying

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

when someone says i shouldn’t stock up on TP because “it’s not like you can eat it"

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@chrissyteigen Do you take melatonin to sleep? I used too...and this exact thing happened to me. Once I stopped taking it, I didn’t have them again.

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@daynutrition Harsh words, Barb. Spread love and not hate. This world needs most positivity instead of these weird tweets. ❤️

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

I’m currently Pam in season 5 of the office #laidofflife

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

The Armory is giving away tickets to ALL of their June shows, including SOLD OUT shows like Billie Eilish, Juice WRLD, Vampire Weekend, and Lonely Island. Check it out!! https://t.co/NMIRq5IH72

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@akshaypandey Apparently a month ago, eh

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

2019 seems like the year @McDonalds salad shakers should come back #weneedthis #FlashbackFriday

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@AndyCarlsonShow @JunkyardBrewing cheers 🍻

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

I do not advise moving in -15 degree weather. Brrrrrrrrrrr #windburn #northdakotaiscold

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

@akshaypandey @DietCoke @budlight I later saw a diet Mountain Dew can in the garbage...I cannot befriend a person with such horrible taste in diet soda

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

Someone opened a can of something while in the bathroom. Was it a ice cold @DietCoke or @budlight ? Updates will come once I find this intriguing human being. Potential to be new work BFF depending on the results of the investigation #cubiclethoughts #9to5life #thisis27

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

Cube neighbor had an epic lap drum solo this morning #lifechanging #cubiclethoughts #earbudsaregoingin

[Brooke @brookeacraig]

Cubicle neighbor update: today’s pocket snack is a bag of peanuts and a scotcharoo bar #cubiclefarm