november’s child

jupiter, i love you || ☉ scorpio ☽ leo ↑ pisces || 💙💛

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My wife came up to me exhausted

"Can you put the baby to bed?"

I pulled out my iPad

No calendar invite.

No task assigned to me in our family ERP system.

No status report flagged in Microsoft Teams.

"This doesn't fit into my current workflow. Your lack of planning isn't my emergency."

I went right back to arranging my contacts in the CRM and pushing forward organizational goals to generate value for shareholders

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i bet living in maine and wearing a sweater feels good asf

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[John Hay the R10 Tech @ID_3200]

70s era futurism was truly something.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

dude you are SO banished from my realm

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

$10 would change my life

[5 @comeuptuff]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[CMoney @blondedcob]

Rest in peace Bob Mackie

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[Jeff Mihaly @jeffmihaly]

Scenes from the Oregon Coast

[carol 🌱 @prxblematique]

sin exagerar, este comentario me cambió la vida.

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

autumn season in old cartoons

[Enigma @enigmacuration]

A selection of works by Laura Rivoiro

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[ᴹᴬᴿᴵᴱᴸ ᴬᴹ @monophonic_girl]

Yayoi Kusama
(1929-2026)

💔🕯️😣🥺💐😭

[Aaron Jandette @aaronjandette_]

Music, Fashion, Film

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast