Brooke Eischeid

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

I am once again asking why Kevin O'Connell is wearing the same sweatshirt????? @Vikings #MondayNightFootball

[Megan Eischeid @megan_ae]

Is KOC sewn into that shirt? Why does he never wear anything else!? Pay him more @Vikings!!! #whiteout #MinnesotaVikings

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

being a midwesterner is:

- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992

- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door

- saying “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

Plastic bag full of plastic bags

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“America has no culture”

Germany: https://t.co/1CoEB3z0TH

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me: i cannot wait for fall! FALL IS FINALLY HERE!!!!

also me: 😰I’m cold😰

[Brooke Eischeid @brookeeis]

And my mortgage?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Bars should have a “beertender” and a “bartender” don’t make me wait 30 minutes for a high life because someone ordered some made up shit like an upside down negroni

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

[Brooke Eischeid @brookeeis]

@Allik8r False. Perfect the way you are 🥰🥰🥰 love ya

[@jxf.me (Bluesky) / [email protected] (Mastodon) @jxxf]

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Brooke Eischeid @brookeeis]

@megan_ae 😅😅😅

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No I dont iron my clothes, I dont need to. I simply hang them up in the bathroom while I shower so they get steamed. No it doesn’t work I just wear wrinkled clothes every day. Where am I going, to the opera?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One reason I still have trouble believing crypto currency is money is that there aren’t commercials for money.

[J. Limonchi @LimonchiNFL]

RT this if you love Justin Jefferson @JJettas2 #SKOL