Brooke Kelly

aspiring NFL touchdown celebration choreographer

[Stephen Georg @Stephen_Georg]

finally tried nerds gummy clusters and swear i saw a brief glimpse of the lord

[Kai🫐🌻🫧 @kairo7news]

Can’t stop thinking about mariners ferry boat fish and chips

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

@JoyPuder Drafting Blue. I see you 🤘🏻

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Someone actually texted me congratulations

[t @swiftslorelai]

the way my phone was blowing up you’d think I was the one who got engaged

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

taylor getting engaged on the day belly and jere’s engagement ends is kind of poetic

[matt @dogfather]

i think an overlooked additional piece of joy from this game is that we haven’t had to see Harrison Butker’s dumb ass one time

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Hilarious move by God

[Olivia Beavers @Olivia_Beavers]

👀 Flag-ging: Speaker Johnson previously said the House would raise the US flags for Inauguration Day to full staff, but operations are encountering an issue: the cords are frozen, a source in Johnson’s office confirms to me.

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Oh ew now I don’t even want it back

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

@Danny_Heifetz In the flex, full PPR

T Kraft
T Lockett
J Reed
J McMillan

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

The eras tour ended but my eras tour group chat is still active because we have switched to discussing the united healthcare assassin who…went to the eras tour

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Annual reminder that I care about your Spotify wrapped. I love when you post it to Instagram. Genuinely, sincerely. Don’t listen to the haters.

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

@Danny_Heifetz Lamar or Jayden

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

- Hank Green

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Just got an email from HR reminding us that we have access to the following workshops for free:

Coping with Stress
Grief and Loss
Practicing Gratitude
Boundary Setting: An Act of Self-Care

What a friendly, out of the blue, probably unrelated to anything, reminder

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

I wasn’t going to get my hopes up about Texas again but here we are, as delulu as ever

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

@Danny_Heifetz Flex options for full PPR
Mosert
Tolbert
Lockett
Worthy

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

@happychillmore0 @Danny_Heifetz

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

I can’t help but feel like this is karma for being mad at Likely getting 0.40 last week. What a cursed position @Danny_Heifetz

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

The yellow tribe fucked up their chance to be friends with Jon Lovett. I’ve never yelled at the tv more. #survivor

[Brooke Kelly @brookek0330]

Starting a support group for anyone who played against Kamara this week in fantasy.