brookeperry

Director of Copywriting at Tambourine

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@Uber To Austin in Norfolk, the driver who waited for a very late Amtrak train from DC last night, I tried to tip you in the app 4 times and it will not go through. I tried contacting customer service but can only talk to a bot that isn’t trained to handle this very simple issue.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: The DailyMail just revealed a secret Democrat plot to replace Joe Biden before the election. Bill Clinton, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer ‘will topple the aging President.’

The DailyMail has revealed that if Joe loses in the first debate with Trump or if his polling numbers keep falling, it'll take a united front of the liberal grandees to make Joe throw in the towel.

The only people who could force him out would be Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer,' one Democratic strategist told the Mail. 'It would have to be the four of them collectively.'

Mrs. Obama, who has no close personal feelings for the Bidens, according to one well-connected Democratic source, flat-out ignored the invitation. 

strategists theorize that Democrats would have to hold a public event to symbolically transfer power from Biden to the new candidate, at which Biden, Obama, Clinton, Schumer, and Pelosi would publicly introduce and endorse the anointed nominee.

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

Intersection of two passions: travel and color ❤️
Where to Find Pantone's Color of the Year 2022 Around the World https://t.co/iq3D7HiMgv via @CNTraveler

[Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben]

This photo was taken by an ER nurse in Morristown, NJ and I just can’t.

[Martha MacCallum @marthamaccallum]

Instead of committing to picking “a woman” for VP or SCOTUS, wouldn’t it be best for candidates to say they”ll pick the best person for the job? Then the woman or man they choose and those who support them will know it was on merit and not “box checking.”

[Laura Davidson @lauradavidson]

The Bahamas needs your tourist dollars: Here's where you can still visit https://t.co/ZAsGt2JhbG via @CNNTravel

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

The world needs more people like Tinamarie @delta JFK.

[Cartlyisne @Cartlyisne]

Number one @Saints fan @jimmybuffett just came out dressed as a blind referee. LEGEND.

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@AmericanAir You realize, of course, that you’ll have filled up your Thurs flights by then, by passengers who are desparate to get home for Easter and are able to pay your $200 change fee + ridiculous fare difference. PS @Delta issued a waiver Wed morning for 10 airports from DC to Boston.

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@kevinjonas We still need a photo of you for the upcoming (201) Home article! Can we send a photog over one morning?

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@anniewentzell love pic!

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

Off to pick up our new puppy!! Male black lab! Name suggestions welcome!

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@sperry230 not!

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

@JulieFPro booked it - thanks!

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

Hacked again. Don't click on any direct messages from me!

[The Record Food @northjerseyfood]

New food blog post: Reviews from elsewhere: Ho-Ho-Kus Inn, Natirar http://bit.ly/dkzLhH

[brookeperry @brookeperry]

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