CD Brooker

An earthling who writes stuff

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As promised. Elon takes Twitter unto himself; I leave later today. Good luck. Stay safe. @jaydelgreco @elliott_downing @Eva_Burke1 @LindenmuthWendi

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@kay_c1773 Ah. I see. Well what a little sweetie pie he is to be sure.

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@kay_c1773 30p Lee?

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@historictalk these photos used as click bait, I guess.

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@historictalk toxic misogyny has existed forever, it seems.

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@BettinaSRoss1 wow...

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Gillian Keegan, we welcome you the Education Secretary. You’re the 5th person to hold this role this year! So our question is...Will you get to know us? Will you invest in the future of the children in our care? Will you fight for the wonderful, passionate people who teach them?

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@DrGJackBrown 😍

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@PoliticsJOE_UK Cthulhu? Please use small words to explain who that is, I've had a weird day.

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@Peston 'Boristas' 🏆

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@DrGJackBrown 😍

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@DrGJackBrown What is Othering, Dr Jack?

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@crimlawuk That would be lovely.

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@CarolineLucas *breathing a big sigh of relief*.

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@bmay I've never quite got the hang of what 'woke' means. The people who are accused of being woke appear to be intelligent and enlightened. I'm confused.

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@Dc7073Bloss @99_redballoonz You're not alone.

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@99_redballoonz @MRL2017 @GreenKnight60 Wouldn't it be great if he surrounded himself with MPs who have a deep understanding of the posts assigned to them?

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@MrMichaelSpicer She speaks very highly of you, too, Michael! 😄

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@LouisHenwood ...and he's being filmed.