Jay Del Greco

Father, husband, artist, software engineer, atheist, runner, outsider, weirdo, bland centrist

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all. Stew quietly, build resentment, and let your disgust propel you forward like an internal combustion engine fueled by silent judgment! Love your hair!

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

If you enjoy how the internet has made everyone dumber, just wait until people get acclimated to AI relieving them of the burden of what little thinking is currently still required.

[Opioid Cunningham @anthracitedub]

Whetstone for your dull personality.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

Disney World and Disney Land are fully autonomous city states with their own laws and police. Grown adults visit them for the same reasons that they visit Amsterdam, for the looser drug laws and legal prostitution.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@calluptome Yeah! We actually just landed back home in Pittsburgh. We’ll be back to NYC again at some point.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

We were in NYC at random, to go look at art, drink, and see friends. We did not plan on being on a subway in Brooklyn when the Knicks won the championship.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@calluptome NYC is a lot of fun to visit. We love it, but I could never live here. The pace of life appears to be way too stressful.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@calluptome Yeah! The crowds actually got more dense than that video, but the energy was really great. Everyone was so happy. Strangers chanting and hugging in the streets.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@calluptome It was pretty nuts.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

The best part of summer is using Solarcaine as lube.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

You think those guys are still counting crows?

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

Certainly these are uncertain times, but at least the tariffs have done nothing to stem the tide of Brazilian Butt Lifts.

[♱ ᐱᑐԻլ ♱ @LikeRez12]

the very air, thicker than jizz.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@riotriot81 Thanks! Cool.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

I’m ashamed to say that in my 47 years of life, I’ve never awakened in the morning, and stepped outside, and taken a deep breath, and got real high, and screamed anything from the top of my lungs.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@mark_mcfeeters That’ll show ‘em!

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@riotriot81 Hell yes

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@Nsh288511 @MoMohler Yes. I have accepted uncertainty.

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@Nsh288511 @MoMohler Not really…

[Jay Del Greco @jaydelgreco]

@FadingSpiral Well technically it’s a little late for it to happen in the morning, but the day isn’t over yet.

[Slim Plimsoll @slimplimsoll]

Never forget that you’re unique, just like everyone else.