Mark McFeeters

🔰keep up the good work.

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

I threatened to uninstall some apps and now my PC (windows 10) is working again

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

Of all the top tier inventions in the automotive world, the one I would have to say is #1 is the invention that turns your turn signal off after you complete the turn. Can you imagine the roads without it with all the distracted driving?
Total chaos!!

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

One thing you should know about me, is that I'm a chick magnet.
Chick? I meant to say tick. Tick magnet. I'm a tick magnet.
Stay out of the tall grass I'm tellin' ya!

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

Early morning view of my small garden. Garlic, onions, three tomatoes, and one pepper. I could probably cut the tomatoes down to two, but I like to try new varieties.

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

The real mystery is what are trees doing

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

calendar is one of those words that's spelled wrong

[Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy]

“All I remember about my grandmother is that she possessed ample flanks and knew how to use them.”
~ Billy Gibbons

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

toasted banana bread slathered in butter. breakfast of champions

[Jerry Lock’s Data Center @jlock17]

My papaw used to eat from a ham he had hanging in his closet, so I know expiration dates are mostly just scare tactics by Big Coldcut.

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

@PeteGGriffin need I say more?

[pete griffin @PeteGGriffin]

half of my muffin is stuck to the wrapper. this day sucks.

[ES @ESXIII]

OK people who design machines to put the twist ties on bread and tortilla packages, I have 4 words for you, and these are fundamental to a well-functioning society: RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFT LOOSEY.

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

what is that six year period of time called when you know you need a new phone but you don't get one

[ra @feistypossum]

If the odyssey is successful maybe there could also be a 3 hour live action remake of the epic poem 'you don't mess around with jim'

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

@PeteGGriffin he was just pretending it was a carcass

[pete griffin @PeteGGriffin]

"we didn't know we couldn't do this"

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

I want the products that have the least amount of features

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

@TheStingisBack I still remember the MAD Magazine illustration of people fleeing the theater in their parody Escape from Escape from New York😂

[Mark McFeeters @mark_mcfeeters]

@PenskeAccount yes I am a familiar

[BearWithMeTheIV @PenskeAccount]

normalize saying on this very platform: are you a familiar?

that's how Mennonites figure out who is who