brooke i guess🪐

welcome to my diary ♏️ Seattle / insta: brookesbits

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

hi friends. go follow my new twitter if y’a want, i won’t be on this one anymore @BrookesBits

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

when u hooking up and his homies song comes on ur playlist and he looks at u like 👁👄👁

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

fished him out of my insta message requests and he fucked me over so he’s back in the message requests instead of my inbox boi bye 😁🥲

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

kinda wanna dump all my drafts now that i have a private twitter 👀

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

men like this elite tho

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

hi 🙋🏼‍♀️

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @lifeiscrazy_365]

When Mac Miller said “I’m too nice and I had to pay that price” I felt that in my soul

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

i’m such a bitch for what 😂😂💀

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

i could be the villain on the bachelor i just eat too much pasta

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

the one person who remembers to grab napkins for everyone got yelled at for wiping their hands on their pants as kids

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

it’s a problem when men go too long without sex because they start to forget women are the real bosses 👀

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

LOL got a wells fargo balance update email and was like HOW DO I HAVE THAT MUCH $$$? then realized it’s my credit card statement ahahhhaaaaa help

[brooke i guess🪐 @brookesbitss]

boys without social media are better for my health

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Sorry if it’s weird I responded to your DM two seconds after you sent it, I literally haven’t set my phone down since March 2020

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

Shaking hands has always been a little gross I think we should bring back bowing to people