Brooke🍒

[Brooke🍒 @BrookeSpringer2]

Why do boys feel the need to tell me I don’t need makeup. Like boy I know I’m beautiful I just like fake lashes

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The fact that working out actually does makes you feel better and that’s not like an old wive’s tale

[most perverted 5sos fan @lrhcomfort]

#whoremembers except its actually pronounced whore members and its directed at luke hemmings

[Duane @JaydenPlzSlide]

The last team to beat the 2024-25 Eagles

[mol @heymoll]

There should be a slur for Philadelphia sports fans

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

[Alyse Navidad 🎄 @mrs_alyse]

Listen, I get those pimple sticker things are amazing.

But can we make a deal that they stay at home?

I'm sick of seeing people in the service industry looking like a toddler who got ahold of a book of stickers.

[ashley liao (lee-ow) @ashleyjliao]

that was it???

THAT was the holiday….christmas….new year that i waited ALL year for???? just…OVER? gone??? done???

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Trying to remember how to do my job after fucking off for the past 3 weeks

[crusty @crust333]

I want a baby so bad but I’m lowkey not done hanging out w my friends

[♡ @astralbaes]

HE HATES ME! (he’s at work and can’t talk)

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it feels sooo good to turn the oven fan off

[5SOS HQ (fan central) @THE5SOSHQ]

You don’t know them like I know them popcrave.

[pretty bitch��� @yuhluvkendra]

Bad bitches always got birthdays in cold weather

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

I enjoy running into random people from highschool at the hometown bars and catching up briefly

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

“i’m in queer media” (11 hrs daily screentime)

[♰𝕻𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓♰🖤🖤 @Theantidoteisme]

Things I want in a husband

1. Must be a virgin
2. Must be submissive
3. If he can't give me a male child I'm entitled to have another husband
4. Must take my surname during marriage
5. Must be able to cook and clean
#womeninmenfields

[#1 whitney rose defender @addisonreyjepsn]

To go back in time and have a pumptini with them would be so healing