Steve Rogers

I'm just a kid from Brooklyn, y'know? I just want to fight for what's right.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@starknakedhero Someone has to be responsible around here.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@starknakedhero Put some pants on. Then I'll "loosen up".

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

I really don't see how nudity will prevent any catastrophic events from happening, Mr. Stark.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE YOUR CLOTHES.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@greenragehulk What impression are we giving if a group of young girls can break in and steal our private possessions?

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@greenragehulk Well I'm sorry, I thought the Avengers initiative was meant to be top-secret.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@othereightpotts Since when did we have fans and why would they need to steal my underwear?

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

Somebody broke in and stole my pants and I'm actually 80% sure it wasn't Tony this time.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

Waking up to find Tony stark naked, tied up and with a tranquillizer gun stuck up his butt is not the way I intended to start Pancake Day.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

I think I'm gonna have to call Coulson.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

I'm not sure I even understand half of it.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

...I don't like where this conversation is going.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ Now if you don't mind, I've got some buffalo wings that need heating for Mr. Stark and his friends.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ But I'm still here.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ As far as I'm concerned, if anything was gonna destroy me, it would've been in the war.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ I'm sorry sir, but that's the way I was brought up. The world I'm living in may have changed a mighty lot, but I certainly won't

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ Or getting a lady pregnant and leaving her all alone to bring up a child with no security or proper education.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ I'm pretty sure waking up in some strangers' bed isn't part of evolution.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ I know, but, I wasn't raised like that. Back where I come from, you get married first.

[Steve Rogers @brooklyn_wings]

@likeahawk_ -No! I respected her!