Clint Barton

You really don't wanna know...

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

I congratulate both Agent Hill and Agent Romanoff for successfully managing to tie up Mr. Stark naked in his garage.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

That was... intense.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Sure. Catch you later, Captain. *salutes*

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Fair point.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Don't get me wrong, I respect your values and all that, but if you don't move on with the times, the world will destroy you.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Whatever kid. I'm just trying to help you.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings We're living in modern times! Trust me, the ladies here have evolved too. Everybody's more... understanding.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Y'know, you can respect a woman AND sleep with her too. You just gotta play your cards right.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings And did you two ever... *whistles*

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings When's the last time you got some action, Captain?

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings -This is Tony Stark we're talking about. The guy's libido knows no limits.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings I think the man's a little bit caught up right now. Wouldn't want to bother him.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings I know you do, Steve. But this is better, trust me. Socially and psychologically.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Because you my friend, you're gonna get a little lady action yourself, if you catch my drift.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Nah, I'm good, Steve... I'm good. Hey, so about tonight, you're not playing Cluedo.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@brooklyn_wings Steve! Just the guy I'm lookin' for. There's been a change of plans, my friend.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@secretromanoff Hell, it's gonna be the best deal I've ever made. Sure thing.

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@secretromanoff ...interesting. And what if he finally gets his cherry popped?

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@secretromanoff Wouldn't hurt. *grins*

[Clint Barton @likeahawk_]

@secretromanoff Fine, I'll do it. But it's only because YOU asked. I don't really do... favours.