Natasha Romanoff

Classified.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@eyepatchboss Permission to taze?

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

I congratulate both Agent Hill and Agent Romanoff for successfully managing to tie up Mr. Stark naked in his garage.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@starknakedhero I'm not surprised. That's all you hear from everyone.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@starknakedhero @agenthill That you're not sexually harassing me right now? Oh yeah, I'm seriously jealous.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@starknakedhero @agenthill Be careful, Tony...

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ So it's a deal?

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Don't push it.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Okay, let's make a deal: if you can get Steve to talk to a girl he's never met before, -all by himself, you'll win one kiss.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Oh, should I be flattered?

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ It was until Tony started taking home all the girls himself and left Steve to pay for all the martinis.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ No, like you could introduce him to some girls and teach him how to talk to them.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Then take him out to a bar or something.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Men. You're all the same. You're just using this as an excuse to not take him seriously. You, Tony, Thor...

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ I don't think he needs to.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ He's 90 years old. He would do that.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ Nobody has plans on a Sunday. And if they do, it probably indicates they're having a mid-life crisis.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ It's Sunday.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@likeahawk_ It's by your bedroom door. You forgot it when we were in the gym.

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@starknakedhero No wonder she's with Hogan...

[Natasha Romanoff @secretromanoff]

@starknakedhero And for how long do you expect to keep that up?