Nick Fury

Now that's some classified shit.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff -Just keep them alive.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff If they don't shut up within the next 2 minutes, do whatever you want with them.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

Stark and Cap are fighting for the last pancake like a bunch of little kids. I can't watch anymore of these motherfuckers. It's embarrassing

[Phil Coulson @agentcoulson_]

I congratulate both Agent Hill and Agent Romanoff for successfully managing to tie up Mr. Stark naked in his garage.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff Call Coulson if there's trouble.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero @secretromanoff @asgardiandeity Listen ladies, I gotta get going. Got no time for your domestic shit.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff I hear ya.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@brooklyn_wings There are no buts where I come from.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero @secretromanoff @asgardiandeity Don't make me tase you to the ground, Stark.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@brooklyn_wings No! You're the leader of this team, make sure they treat you like one.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff @starknakedhero @asgardiandeity Everyone except Agent Romanoff will be gettin' the blame for this.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff @starknakedhero @asgardiandeity ...or you can spend the next month cleaning off the dirt from my shoes, which will it be?

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@secretromanoff @starknakedhero @asgardiandeity Look, I ain't got all day for this. Either one of you tells me who it was right now...

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

May I remind everyone that Steve Rogers' shield is not to be used as a frisbee. Retrieve it back at once.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Just go look for her while you get Steve, and quit asking me.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Keep it to yourself.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Good, you don't wanna be tryin' that on a first class Russian assassin. She'd crush you.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Why should I be tellin' you?

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Steve? Yeah, I am. Now don't make me repeat myself twice.

[Nick Fury @eyepatchboss]

@starknakedhero Tony, go get your boyfriend and tell him I want a word.